Good morning, this is your career. It's time for you to wake up.
You're in trouble.
You've written a good book, or maybe even a few, but you aren't selling as well as expected.
Your publisher is behind you, but they're spending most of their marketing dollars on books that are selling better than yours. That may seem unfair, but it is the way of the world.
You've done signings, but you've never done well at them.
You've got a website and a blog, but even though you seem to be getting some visitors, it isn't translating into sales.
You've gone to conventions, literary festivals, and conferences, but you've never sold enough books to justify the travel cost.
You're doing all the things you're supposed to be doing, but no one seems to care.
Don't you think it's time to quit?
You're never going to be a huge success. A few good reviews and a few fan letters don't mean a thing. This business is about numbers. And yours aren't nearly good enough. You're small potatoes, and you need to recognize that.
You got into this because you love to write. But now you have to deal with deadlines, bad reviews, and overwhelming apathy toward your work. People may think you're doing well, but they don't know the truth. You spend more time promoting than writing, and it never seems to pay off.
You aren't making enough money to justify all of your time and effort.
Don't feel bad. You gave it your best shot. No one could have asked for more. This is a hard business where only a few thrive. Did you really think you would be one of them?
Look at how many other writers you know. How many of them make a living at it? How many are bestsellers? Five? Maybe ten? Out of the five hundred you've met? Doesn't that tell you something?
Why torture yourself for years to come with dreams that will never be fulfilled? Why force yourself to visit one more bookstore, one more conference, one more event? Aren't you frustrated? Don't you realize that every other author has this same problem? You're all desperate and struggling, no matter how much bravado you show the public.
You'll never make a difference, and you'll never be happy.
Quit now, and save your sanity.
You'll never... hey, wait, don't hang up!
You have to listen to me! I'm the voice of reason! I'm cold, hard logic, telling you that you suck! You need to realize...
We apologize for the preceding announcement. That wake up call was not for you.
You may go back to sleep now.